the girls and boys rooms...

These are the graffiti left in the lavatory of the Main Street Museum between ca. June 2005 and November 16th 2005, c.e.
These scratchings are a fitting beginning to the lavatory at the Museum websight. This will be a continuation of earlier Main Street Museum bathrooms. You see, in the past you've been able to leave graffiti in our e-bathroom. (The new msm website has a place for e-postings—its here, on the museum blog) Now in the new museum headquarters on Bridge Street however, you can leave actual graffiti in our bathroom and not be embarrassed, or arrested, after doing so. The wall of the bathroom here is painted with chalkboard paint, and a basket of colored chalk is handy-by. Knock yourselves out. Before I erase it all tomorrow tho, I thought Id preserve it, and post it. Enjoy.
[editor’s note: ive put everything in lower case and presented these writings punctuation-free. Comments are in square brackets like these…]

4,000 miles to sign the wall
well worth the trip
—big don

vloot [picture of flower]

world class battles
[someone erased the “d” in “world” to read “word class battles” —dff]
yes vs no
north vs south
*“war of northern aggression” vs. “war of the rebellion”
shirts vs skinz
love vs fear
abstract expression vs. pop
popeye vs bluto
raunchy vs righteous
vice versa
orphys vs kamal
hot vs not
light vs dark
cock vs pussy
celtics vs sixers
gynecology vs urology [perhaps “proctology” would be more apropos here. Someone from the med school help me out… —dff]
rock vs paper
roe v wade
judy vs barbara
kang vs kodos
bette vs joan
laverne vs shirley
romanticism vs classicism
iconoclasm vs iconophilia
good vs evil
hulk vs animal
army v mccarthy
individual freedom vs elite control
exist vs ___
ladle vs spoon
label vs moishe
god vs mom
shut up vs you shut up
inevitable vs destiny
the rock vs hulk hogan
elton vs olivia newton
me vs you
cat vs cat
dog eat dog
monkey vs robot [hey, isn’t this a cartoon?]
flash vs xhtml
this vs that

the highway breathing
a single read leaf
they are just things until your mind remembers…
where
when
a smell
someone
a time
perhaps fondly

pretty walrus

la vulva

I [heart ] gordon
Gordon [heart]s you too…